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“I think I am oh so cool because I hook up at every party.”
Lol, so like you think you’re so popular because you’re the village bicycle? Just because everyone’s had a ride? You like that as soon as you walk into a party everyone knows you’re gonna at least hook up with someone? You like being loose as fuck? So loose you wouldn’t feel it if a V Line was ramming up your hole? Like, you think you’re building your popularity up, but you’re only building up your crab infestation. Which is you? a) Having to inject fat into that cave you call a pussy just so you can feel something, or b) Catching some shit you cant get rid of and enjoy the permanent itch down there, or c) All of the above. Answer: C xoxo, purple tuna. 1 note:
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