Girl on girl action? I understand if you’re into that ‘stuff’, but at parties in front of everyone, cos you’re ‘drunk’? Really? You’re just attention seeking. Honestly, it’s not very attractive. Quite foul, you’re foul. Save us the eyesores and put a paper bag over your head. Or even better just disappear from this earth, your existence sickens me.

xoxo, your mum.