Honestly, kid, how old are you? You haven’t even hit puberty yet, but apparently, you’re clubbing, drinking, smoking and getting ‘some’ etc, whatevs. Please just grow up, enjoy life, then get to that when you’re at least legal.

You’re not cool. You’re fucked up. HARD. And stop disgracing yourself and your fam. Thanks. Toodles.

xoxo, your  mum.