Honestly, I do not and I repeat, DO NOT, know how to describe people like you. You’re not a slut because you don’t actually fuck (or from what I see), you’re not hot, you’re not a bitch - you’re more like a dumb blond. You’re similar to a home wrecker, except you don’t really succeed in it, you kind of just… ruin things. 

You have a boyfriend, yet you act like you’re single. You go around talking to other people’s boyfriends and flirt with them. You want what you can’t get, or should I say, what you’re not meant to have? And you don’t outright flirt to these taken boys, you just hint them - like what a tease does. You act dumb like you’re lost all the time, you act like you need help with everything because you’re so “innocent”, you complain about little things just so you can get their attention and worse of all - you seek for their advice about your boyfriend. You want to give them the impression that you’re “weak” and that your boyfriend isn’t treating you well and you’re looking for someone better - secretly hinting that they’re who you really need.

Girl, you disgust me. Are you so selfish that you want everything to yourself? You’re not happy with what you were once satisfied with that you have to ruin someone else’s happiness? You’re worse than a slut because you know exactly what you’re getting yourself into and you intend all the harm it will cause.

And for all the boys out there that are oh so flattered by these taken girls, please don’t be, save the embarrassment - no one needs it. You’re just a toy that a girl wants when you’re taken, without your girlfriend, you’re nothing. She won’t want you anymore once you’re single because you pose no challenge. What makes you think you were so special in the first place to have two girls wanting you at the same time? If you thought you were cool then think again… because the only thing that’s going to be cool is your dick. 

xoxo, purple tuna.