I’m a genius I finally figured out what you were! A RAT. The RAT, with capital letters cos you’re the ultimate. There are many “rats” too many that I ran into. Some rat on their friends, some rat on their family. Some steal people’s belongings. Some take things that aren’t meant to be theirs. Some ditch their friends. Some snitch their friends. Some rat themselves. But most are just sad beings thinking they’re smart when really they’re digging their own grave to lie in. I can go on and on about all the things you (and you, and you etc.) do that are so messed up. But I’m kind of sick and tired of it, so I’m going to build a bridge and throw you off.

Problem solved, goodbye.

xoxo, your mum.