April 2011
2 posts
So irritating.
Some people need to learn how to shut up and be a little considerate of others around them. It’s the fkn public chill the fuck lax, you’re not cool, you’re not cute, you’re completely irritating.
Grow up, and learn how to be civilised, or just hang out in the jungle or someshit.
xoxo, your mum.
Too damn predictable.
Now that you’ve cheated on your boyfriend…what’s next? Going to cheat on him another few times? Or are you just going to dump him and be with a different guy and then cheat on him?
Girls like you… kind of make me feel good about myself and think that I’m smart. Because you’re just so predictable. Like, really? Seriously…? You think you’re cool...
March 2011
2 posts
Lost for words.
Honestly, I do not and I repeat, DO NOT, know how to describe people like you. You’re not a slut because you don’t actually fuck (or from what I see), you’re not hot, you’re not a bitch - you’re more like a dumb blond. You’re similar to a home wrecker, except you don’t really succeed in it, you kind of just… ruin things.
You have a boyfriend, yet...
Absolutely pathetic.
Number 1, your stupidity is heartbreaking.
Number 2, you’re oblivious to the fact that even your ‘friends’ hate you.
And on top of all that your face just makes me depressed.
xoxo, yo mama.
August 2010
27 posts
TAR, spelt backwards, RAT.
I’m a genius I finally figured out what you were! A RAT. The RAT, with capital letters cos you’re the ultimate. There are many “rats” too many that I ran into. Some rat on their friends, some rat on their family. Some steal people’s belongings. Some take things that aren’t meant to be theirs. Some ditch their friends. Some snitch their friends. Some rat...
Are you cheap, low, or desperate? We think you're...
You always expect others to respect you and treat you like you’re an expensive jewel. How can people possibly meet your standards when you don’t have any? You don’t even have self-respect.
How can you go so low to fuck people for shit? At least prostitutes and whores have a good reason to fuck for money so they can feed their families. But you? Lol, you do it because...
Family? Friend? Attention seeking whore?
Friends that are considered to be as close as family don’t have to do things to show it, they just know it.
If you think being family is calling each other bro’s and sis’s then obviously you only like the attention.
What’s more, family don’t fuck each other over, yes sometimes you fuss and fight but that’s as far as it goes. Family forgives each other when...
FINALLY MADE ME REALISE...
You, YOU! finally showed your true colours. You’re so fake, ewwww ewww and just simply ewwww.. thank god im not there to face you every minute of the day! How can you face yourself in the mirror everyday dont you get grossed out by the things you do? FUCKING DOGGGGG!
the saying “NEVER TRUST A HOE” is so damn true :)
DEDICATED TO YOU, YOU HOE BAG
xoxo midget
Great.
Is it necessary to lie, attention seek and exaggerate like that? Dude.
Cos I don’t think it is. You’re making yourself look like a fool. Just stop. I’m begging you, before you lose all those who care about you. Oh wait, if there were people who cared in the first place.
Sickening.
xoxo, your mum.
Reality check...
Mmm, do you really think the world revolves around you? That every word you say or action you do makes a difference? And when you’re sad, everyone cares? Well honey, if you do think that then…think again.
Because whenever you post a status and blog about how much your life sucks, how badly you want to commit suicide, we all know you’re just seeking attention.
Show some respect to those who...
Multiple faced bitches
Not 2, multiple.
How sad are you, 2 weeks ago you hated her and now youre bffs, youre fucking pathetic.
How can you possibly let people walk over you like youre a piece of trash, its pretty fucking sad.
Get some real friends.
Much love, xoxo, your bitch.
Oh, hell no.
Expressing the love, lol jk, I’m afraid I might end up in jail for murder.
You need to chill the fuck out, grow up, and i mean literally, before i fkn shove you in a fkn suitcase tie it to a fkn anchor and throw you into the ocean, ugh. Biggest hypocrite.
xoxo, your FKN mum.
Deleting and blocking people from social network...
Exactly how old are you? Grow the fuck up. Does deleting and blocking people on facebook/msn/blah blah blah mean you actually removed them from your life? Are you fucking stupid?
You think youre some fucking sick cunt? Are you gonna feel like ‘you’ve won’ if you remove them from your friend list first?
Newsflash: Youre only making yourself look like an immature fucktard.
Take...
"I think I am oh so cool because I hook up at...
Lol, so like you think you’re so popular because you’re the village bicycle? Just because everyone’s had a ride? You like that as soon as you walk into a party everyone knows you’re gonna at least hook up with someone? You like being loose as fuck? So loose you wouldn’t feel it if a V Line was ramming up your hole?
Like, you think you’re building your...
Don't get offended.
Please, don’t complain about what people post. Don’t think you’re the only person who has an opinion. Congrats, on having your own thoughts but don’t go dissing on others. Some people don’t like apples and some do. And I, don’t like you. So get over yourself, if you’re not happy, don’t read, go have a sook somewhere else. Thanks.
xoxo, your mum.
Disgusting Cake Face Bitches.
What the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously, did you get your foundation just because it was on sale and not giving two fucks about the shade?
You people amaze me. LOL JK you look like you got gangbanged by crayola dipped in oil paint then rolled in cheese supreme doritos.
Enough about foundation, lets move on to eye shadow/eyeliner/fake lashes.
Using one eye shadow colour wont help you achieve...
ROFL.
Girl on girl action? I understand if you’re into that ‘stuff’, but at parties in front of everyone, cos you’re ‘drunk’? Really? You’re just attention seeking. Honestly, it’s not very attractive. Quite foul, you’re foul. Save us the eyesores and put a paper bag over your head. Or even better just disappear from this earth, your existence sickens...
Oh, boredom~
Is a bitch. Like you. Both sucks, and both are a waste of time.
xoxo, your mum.
Much love, your mum.
Bitch
–noun
1. a female dog. 2. a female of canines generally. 3. Slang . a. a malicious, unpleasant, selfish person, esp. a woman. b. a lewd woman.
Slut
–noun 1. a dirty, slovenly woman. 2. an immoral or dissolute woman; prostitute. Could you be all of the above? Possibly. Yes.
Photos are deceiving.
People who photoshop the fuck out of their photos,
It used to be a picture is worth a thousand words
Photos nowadays are still worth a thousand words but 800 out of the 1000 words are bullshit.
A little bit of Photoshop is okay but is it really necessary to make your skin look absolutely flawless, change your eye colour, make your boobs look bigger, make your waist more skinny, make your eyes...
Unbelievable.
Honestly, kid, how old are you? You haven’t even hit puberty yet, but apparently, you’re clubbing, drinking, smoking and getting ‘some’ etc, whatevs. Please just grow up, enjoy life, then get to that when you’re at least legal.
You’re not cool. You’re fucked up. HARD. And stop disgracing yourself and your fam. Thanks. Toodles.
xoxo, your mum.
Dog. woof woof.
There are two types of dogs:
-That one person that follows you around like a dog and will literally do anything for you just to be your friend. They probably even bark as well.
you’re pathetic, screwed up and retarded, go make some new friends will you? people like you disgust me.
-that one bitch that you were stupid enough to trust, you told them a secret, the next day? everyone finds...
LOL
What a joke. You’re a joke. I feel ashamed laughing at you.
xoxo, your mum.
Lonely whale.
Are you stupid, or is all your fat clogging up your system?
xoxo, your mum.
People who are 'friends' with everyone are usually...
1. Has fucked everyone so therefor everyone knows who you are and intro you to their friends. Slut. 2. You’re the biggest suckup and call everyone ‘babes’, ‘honey’, ‘baby’ etc … Sad. 3. People just want to be friends with you cause it benefits them. Eg. Usually money. LOL.
xox Blondie.
Goodnight?
Is it necessary to tell everyone you’re, “off to bed, goodnight everyone!” and, “goodnight fb.” I don’t really see a point. You’re just wasting peoples news feed.
xoxo, your mum.
Goodnight! Lol jk, I’m not retarded.
Formspring
I go on people’s formspring and they recieved nasty as fucking questions/comments about themselves, and they’re like ‘come say it to my face/ you dont have the balls to say it to my face’
what the fuck?
a formspring is for anonymous questions/comments idiot, if you cant hack the teasing the name calling then why the fuck did you make it in the first place?
are you...
Hm, i see.
What a shame…looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks.
xoxo, your mum.
lolz who's here biatches
xoxo, purple tuna has now arrived.
I dont get it
since facebook started having all this shit about throwing shit at sluts, shouldn’t sluts be deactivating their facebook and go hide for awhile ? when we join groups, its always targeting at one person right?
so why the hell would you, an obvious sluzza join groups about throwing shit at sluts, do you like getting shit thrown at you? are you trying to improve your catching skill?
im...
Don't worry.
Big Girls don’t cry - they get even.
xoxo, your mum.