Some people need to learn how to shut up and be a little considerate of others around them. It’s the fkn public chill the fuck lax, you’re not cool, you’re not cute, you’re completely irritating.

Grow up, and learn how to be civilised, or just hang out in the jungle or someshit.

xoxo, your mum.

Now that you’ve cheated on your boyfriend…what’s next? Going to cheat on him another few times? Or are you just going to dump him and be with a different guy and then cheat on him? 

Girls like you… kind of make me feel good about myself and think that I’m smart. Because you’re just so predictable. Like, really? Seriously…? You think you’re cool because you’ve had sex with so many guys that are older than you?

NEWS FLASH: older boys that talk to you and fuck you when you have a boyfriend just want sex, they just want you because you look like a good fuck. Nothing else. 

Just thought you really need to be aware of this… And I’d like to suggest as a completely objective third party observer with absolutely no personal interest in the matter that you should stop it… You just look like a dirty tb slut that is so desperate to be cool.

But did you know that the guy is spreading rumours about how you’re nice and tight but you weren’t that good of a fuck because you’re a slut and… you’re just shit even though you’ve had so much cock. I’d understand that if you were a tb slut you’d be good at fucking and is able to give the guy a fun time…but this is… just totally weird because you were shit, so i guess you’re called a fail slut?

Little girl just go home and go back to school because you can barely spell, lol. Focus in school not sucking dicks. Get a brain before you get herpes, that’s if you didn’t already get it. 

xoxo, purple tuna.

Honestly, I do not and I repeat, DO NOT, know how to describe people like you. You’re not a slut because you don’t actually fuck (or from what I see), you’re not hot, you’re not a bitch - you’re more like a dumb blond. You’re similar to a home wrecker, except you don’t really succeed in it, you kind of just… ruin things. 

You have a boyfriend, yet you act like you’re single. You go around talking to other people’s boyfriends and flirt with them. You want what you can’t get, or should I say, what you’re not meant to have? And you don’t outright flirt to these taken boys, you just hint them - like what a tease does. You act dumb like you’re lost all the time, you act like you need help with everything because you’re so “innocent”, you complain about little things just so you can get their attention and worse of all - you seek for their advice about your boyfriend. You want to give them the impression that you’re “weak” and that your boyfriend isn’t treating you well and you’re looking for someone better - secretly hinting that they’re who you really need.

Girl, you disgust me. Are you so selfish that you want everything to yourself? You’re not happy with what you were once satisfied with that you have to ruin someone else’s happiness? You’re worse than a slut because you know exactly what you’re getting yourself into and you intend all the harm it will cause.

And for all the boys out there that are oh so flattered by these taken girls, please don’t be, save the embarrassment - no one needs it. You’re just a toy that a girl wants when you’re taken, without your girlfriend, you’re nothing. She won’t want you anymore once you’re single because you pose no challenge. What makes you think you were so special in the first place to have two girls wanting you at the same time? If you thought you were cool then think again… because the only thing that’s going to be cool is your dick. 

xoxo, purple tuna.

Number 1, your stupidity is heartbreaking.

Number 2, you’re oblivious to the fact that even your ‘friends’ hate you.

And on top of all that your face just makes me depressed.

xoxo, yo mama.

I’m a genius I finally figured out what you were! A RAT. The RAT, with capital letters cos you’re the ultimate. There are many “rats” too many that I ran into. Some rat on their friends, some rat on their family. Some steal people’s belongings. Some take things that aren’t meant to be theirs. Some ditch their friends. Some snitch their friends. Some rat themselves. But most are just sad beings thinking they’re smart when really they’re digging their own grave to lie in. I can go on and on about all the things you (and you, and you etc.) do that are so messed up. But I’m kind of sick and tired of it, so I’m going to build a bridge and throw you off.

Problem solved, goodbye.

xoxo, your mum.

You always expect others to respect you and treat you like you’re an expensive jewel. How can people possibly meet your standards when you don’t have any? You don’t even have self-respect. 

How can you go so low to fuck people for shit? At least prostitutes and whores have a good reason to fuck for money so they can feed their families. But you? Lol, you do it because you’re proud of it and you think you’re so cool. 

You’re such a joke. You treat your body like it’s cheap shit, shit for people to fuck with. Like your parents bought you from a $2 shop. You’re a disgrace to women.

You’re like a desperate slut that has a sex addiction. You fuck anyone any time, under any circumstances, you’re only a call away. Sometimes you even make up shit just so people will think you’re hard to get. 

You make me sick when you voice change and act totally different around guys. Lol, you make yourself look so innocent and mature but underneath you’re just another loose cheap slut that’s looking for a fuck.

You’re so young and you’re all up for experience, you think you know so much. Lol, all you’re gaining is a loose vagina with a possible crab infestation.

Get back to reality girl, when you do actually meet the guy you wanna spend your life with, well, he won’t want you because you can’t pleasure him with your loose vagina.

xoxo, purple tuna & your bitch.

Friends that are considered to be as close as family don’t have to do things to show it, they just know it.

If you think being family is calling each other bro’s and sis’s then obviously you only like the attention.

What’s more, family don’t fuck each other over, yes sometimes you fuss and fight but that’s as far as it goes. Family forgives each other when mistakes are made, if they don’t, then they never saw you as family in the first place.

So think twice before you classify someone as your family, if they’re family then treat them like family, don’t fuck around and screw shit up thinking it’s cool to do so because they got your back.

Trust, all that youll probably end up with is losing all the friends you used to have, the people that actually gave two fucks about you.

xoxo, your bitch.

You, YOU! finally showed your true colours. You’re so fake, ewwww ewww and just simply ewwww.. thank god im not there to face you every minute of the day! How can you face yourself in the mirror everyday dont you get grossed out by the things you do? FUCKING DOGGGGG!

the saying “NEVER TRUST A HOE” is so damn true :)

DEDICATED TO YOU, YOU HOE BAG

xoxo midget

Is it necessary to lie, attention seek and exaggerate like that? Dude.

Cos I don’t think it is. You’re making yourself look like a fool. Just stop. I’m begging you, before you lose all those who care about you. Oh wait, if there were people who cared in the first place.

Sickening.

xoxo, your mum.

Mmm, do you really think the world revolves around you? That every word you say or action you do makes a difference? And when you’re sad, everyone cares? Well honey, if you do think that then…think again.

Because whenever you post a status and blog about how much your life sucks, how badly you want to commit suicide, we all know you’re just seeking attention.

Show some respect to those who really do suffer from depression. If you were really depressed and “there wasn’t another way” you wouldn’t be on facebook or tumblr.

Lol, you make me laugh when you think you’re so busy because there’s not enough of you to go around. You think everyone wants you at different places because you’re oh so popular. Girl, if you were really busy and popular, you’d get told you are, you wouldn’t have to convince others. 

xoxo, purple tuna.